from time to time really fun online crazes come around.
texts from last night is the funniest.
fuck "fml"
my all time favorite textsfromlastnight:
(541): I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
(1-541): Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
(214): Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
(518): you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
(214): Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
(559): Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
(704): You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
(515): Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Monday, August 31, 2009
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