Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2009

Omegle

this site brings two strangers together and allows them to have a conversation.

this is my encounter:


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: go awao
Stranger: wefre
Stranger: ydr
Stranger: thr
Stranger: srh
Stranger: : sdrgh
Stranger: esr
Stranger: ghet
Stranger: eth
Stranger: ret
Stranger: h
Stranger: hd
Stranger: tjh
Stranger: ae
Stranger: rga
Stranger: dtuj
Stranger: waet
Stranger: jhnaerta
Stranger: efnj
You: no, james
You: i told you
You: im not leaving till you tell me whats wrong
Stranger: nothing is wrong mommy
You: honey, i know you. I know there's something wrong
Stranger: but......but.....
Stranger: its ok mom!
You: i got the call
Stranger: you mean-
You: yes. I know
Stranger: from Dr. Norris?
You: yes. he told me everything
Stranger: Even about my contagious penis cance?
Stranger: r
You: yes but he told me something worse
Stranger: No-
Stranger: Its can't be
You: it is now we just need to remain calm
Stranger: There is somthing i must tell you first
You: what is that
Stranger: Im already dead
Stranger: ...
You: i know that too
Stranger: but...how?
You: im part of them james
Stranger: them? you mean the organization?
You: yes james. you see there is no escape from us
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: YOU CAN'T TAKE ME!
You: if we do this the easy way
You: nobody will get hurt
Stranger: No...No you see/
Stranger: SOME ONE IS ALREADY GETTING HURT!
Stranger: *GATLING GUN FIRES*
You: no james
You: we know you saw the aliens
Stranger: *out of ammo* WHAT!
You: without you there is no hope for humanity
You: i know i did that too. its called telepathy
Stranger: hope?
Stranger: me?
You: yes we need you to infiltrate the enemy
You: dr. norris has it all set up
Stranger: ok... what do I do first?
You: well
Stranger: ?
You: you first must complete the training
Stranger: training huh?
Stranger: sounds interesting
You: well yes. the brainwashing can only proceed after the training
Stranger: !!! no!
You: its the only way
Stranger: !!!!!!!!
Stranger: you can't
Stranger: I WONT LET YOU
You: we have already started....
Stranger: NOOO!!!!!!!!!
You: your slowly forgetting your past
Stranger: my.....past?
You: yes we cant run the risk of you knowing what we did
Stranger: we? ... guh,
Stranger: I....Why....
You: its the brainwashing. it kind of makes remembering difficult
Stranger: No....
You: it's all going to be okay
You: maybe we will return all your memories once the mission is complete
You: if nothing goes wrong that is...
Stranger: I gotta say, that was the best chat i've ever been in, But I have to go. Sorry
You: ahahha same!!
Stranger: I'm going to save it.
Stranger: bye
You: goodbye james
Stranger: actually, my name IS really jame
Stranger: *James
You: really?
Stranger: Yes
You: the organization knows everything
Stranger: Ahh~


Your conversational partner has disconnected.